Transcript of A NORMAL DAY IN CUPHEAD

This is a transcript for Manx’s modded play through of cuphead

Intro
[We see Manx playing as Bendy fighting Cagney Carnation on the Windows XP background while shooting Pepsi at him]

There’s something so wrong about this but it's so funny

[We see the text “Perfectly Normal Cuphead” “Perfectly” and “Normal” get crossed as “Modded” is shown above]

What’s up everyone welcome to cuphead with too many mods let's go

Phase 1: Bendy
i think i've got the first mod working now, let's see

[Manx tries to kill a potato]

Yooo I’m bendy from bendy and the ink machine, I’m even shooting ink at him this is really cool even my cards at the bottom are black for the ink

this mod is super cool

oh god

this is quite cursed

oh his his head gets likes sliced off when he moves

Bruh, oh even the thing on the mini maps black but it also flickers

[Manx then fights a giant ball of red goop]

Oh my god he's red, hello

i'm shoo- i'm shooting pepsi i'm shooting Pepsi at him? What- what is this game

big Pepsi HOHOHOHO what!

He’s a big chungus whoa his boxing glove’s green

oh god- oh god i forgot the key binds for jump

Get inked bro! Even as tombstones pink bruh

[Manx then shoots the tombstone]

surely he will-

[Manx kills a living tombstone]

Yes! Stupid pink Gloopy Le Grande

Get Pepsi'd

[As the fight ends, Cuphead flickers getting replaced with Bendy]

swag

Phase 2: AESTHETIC Sugarland Shimmy
whoa

whoa all the music's changed it's all

aesthetic

i need to change my controls this is a

bob

i hope it doesn't get me copyright

claimed

whoa this is crazy

[Music]

what how i'm

lost for words

[Applause]

this looks so cool this is the coolest

one yet

i know it's just a v color but this is

amazing

i'm so impressed what

he's blue

i just want to keep playing this this is

[Music]

ah wow

this is visually just really nice

[Music]

oh

Phase 3: Windows XP Cagney Carnation
they put him on the windows xp

background

the music it's the error message

what there's something so wrong about

this book

i love it it looks so wrong but it feels

so good

oh my god banger alert this song

slaps this music slaps

the pepsi is so curious this

this whole scene is so cursed not just

the pepsi

[Music]

getting this is the furthest i've got in

a while

uh and i just took another hit of damage

don't die please

be so disappointed if i died especially

now no

oh that was so close monkey ass

[Music]

come on no no just die please die

yes let's go let's go that

took like 10 minutes way too long stupid

windows xp flower flowery looking

stupid looking flower

Phase 4: “Light”
so this last mod slash boss i'm looking

at

is one that's in the game but it's

unused that you can't access without a

developer menu

it's called light let's check it out

[Music]

it hits you automatically it controls a

flip oh my god

it takes me back to king dice when i die

so i have to reset the game if i want to

get back to it

this is crazy it's a whole like new boss

what is the drawing in the middle

it's like some green guy with a hat god

damn it

i don't even know if it's possible to be

it pushes you backwards to start with so

you only get one hp

one hp in a dream there's some guy's

head just floating around

is that one of the developers heads or

something this is so weird

like what what is this ah i don't know

if you can even beat this or not

select homing just

yeah there's no way to avoid taking two

hits of damage there

i'm back to being cuphead from being

bendy now i've just noticed that

and i don't know why now i'm back to

being bendy it's really difficult to see

i'm gonna be sex

let's go i'm back to being cuphead

because

oh i didn't get hit the second time then

only the first time i can give her

machete fast enough i'll be able to get

out of it

this is crazy though oh god is it

getting faster and faster the more it

goes on or does it speed up and slow

down randomly

jesus

oh i killed him what happens oh i just

get sent back to king guys

bro where on the dice am i though

what yeah it's just king dice what

Phase 5: Green Screen
oh it's just a giant green screen i

could put whatever i wanted behind here

oh what should i put whilst i'm editing

this i'm gonna put something crazy

behind here

it's gonna be so funny i can't actually

see where any of the

objects are underneath is whoa what's

happening at the bottom it's like

the screen's going away from i think

there's a pit there

but i can't tell i'm just gonna rush

through here like as fast

but i've gotta say i agree with the

message that is behind me

what it puts me to the root pack you saw

that

it just teleported me to the root pack

i have mlms

Phase 7: :(
cuphead but there is no cuphead please

help i've somehow frozen my game

or softlock my game and i can't find

cuphead

help yep i can't do anything on any

level

can't do anything on any level just

freezes brilliant i might have to end

the video here

because nothing i do works completely

bricked my game

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